For those of you having a tough Tuesday here is a good laugh for you to enjoy. I wanted to title this heresiswhatIgottodayhadagoodlaugh and my friend (who insisted I post this) said I should call it "run away quickly".
Just so we are clear DV there is no editing, spelling or punctuation corrections.
"i seen your add an i have to say yes you know what you want and your not affraid to put it out there..an i can see you crave to be submisive but in your true nature your really a dominate..i mean really dont allow anything you dont want to happen or go on so who really is in control here....you have a lot of control over your life an crave to give up control an be dominated me i have little to no control over anything that happens in my life an thus am really a subbmisive that craves to be a dominate..i am the dominate an you are the submissive you give up control an i gladly take it ..weak powerless people make the best dominates an those such as your self through time learn to be completely submissive..thouh iot is all a smoke screen i dont mind walking through..i am a great guy sweet though i kick ass.im in the body guard biz though out of work at moment looking hard for work ill get something soon..i like living life slow laid back an in peace i believe in long life time relationships...more about me later i want to here about you an you send me a pic and ill send you one bye"
Now...part of my ad states to include a picture with your email. So I wrote back to him and asked him for a picture. Unfortunately I didn't read his email first, I was busy and just responded because in my brain I figured he wrote an awfully long email how bad can it be (laugh loudly here).
"lol i have to say you dont sound very submissive but you made me laugh your fighsty.. ill send my picture heres one of a side view send one ill send one after you i dont know how to load more than one photo on his computer never works right ok so i send a picture ps i now have short hair"
His picture was good so I read the email, WTF?? regardless of the spelling & punctuation issues I was feeling confused...was he a sub, dom or a switch, so I asked (laugh even louder here).
"first off hello i know what the life stlye is all about i know the diffrence between sub an dom an know sub doesnt mean doormat.Been around 40 years to know a little something.I am a sweet man full of love an kindness .I except people how they are an how they come with positve an negative.I allow those to do them for i will do me.I am not a pushover i dont put up with mouth an like things done my way.Is that so bad on the person i dont think so its for the best inteest of us both.Soim glad you have my picture not happy i dont have yours looks dont matter to me..well let me refraze that my looks matter to me others looks i can find buety in all types big small tall short doesnt matter skin is only the souls cloths anyway..so you going to send me a pic r what lol so butterfly what will it be
really read the statement i made earler really read it youll find that i told you that in not so many words you are a strong in control women maybe to much an thats the reason most of us turn sub..me being not incontrol of my life gives me great pleasure in being a dom..i am a subbmisive to life dominate nature you seem a domintae to lifes submisive nature...anyway have a nice day"
I think he was trying to say that in his job he is compliant, therefore submissive but in his real life he is Dominant.
I forwarded this to my friend and her reply was RUN AWAY VERY FAST! But make sure you share this on your blog first.