Finally!!! The tax procrastination is over!!!
I have been pushing it off saying next week, well next week turned into the week of April 15th. So I pulled my head out of the sand and got to work. Now I am relieved to say...happy happy joy joy I am finished.

It was one of the reasons I haven't been writing, the other is because someone has been stalking me. Someone from my past who just doesn't seem to take the polite hint of me not answering for a reason. I have explained how I feel, I was quite clear but still he won't take no for an answer. I am at the brink of being pushed to do something I don't want to, but hopefully after he reads this he will realize I am not playing anymore. Enough is enough!

The vanilla reasons for my lack of writing, which I made clear a while ago have been going very well. I have been enjoying my child and all the activities that go along with being a senior. Before I know it he will be leaving for the summer and I will be...dare I say "an empty-nester" eeek, lol!

I had an interesting message from a Master on Fet. He read my profile and gave me his opinion about the wording. He spoke about need as opposed to want. Now every time I write something it makes me stop and think, so for that I say thank you.

I found a humorous list on CM and with the permission of the writer I would like to share the reason I fell out of my chair laughing (while I was procrastinating taking a break from tax entries).

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master
  1. How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
  2. Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
  3. Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
  4. God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
  5. And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
  6. Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
  7. Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
  8. Who died and left you in charge?
  9. Do your own damn laundry! And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...
  10. What do I look like, your maid?
OK, as I was going to post this I clicked over to CM and read this on a profile...maybe its the release of the tax endorphins but I can't giggling.

"Hi I am a recently paroled felon with a long history of violent crime, can I have your phone number?"

why yes, yes you can lol!


  1. Uumm, is it bad to admit guilt in a public forum? 'Cuz I may have said 3 and 5. Maybe.

  2. I've thought 10 before. Never so bold as to actually say it out loud thankfully!

  3. great to see you back in blogland again sure you will be more than capable of handling your stalker!!!!

    take care though.

    blossom x

  4. I've said #10. I love the cartoon at the bottom the best...they're both funny, though:).


    P.S. Am I the only one that thinks about all the things I could do with the money paid for taxes?!

  5. This reminds me of the porn The Taxman Cometh: A Complete Audit of Genevieve Dupont: You 2 Cent Shy of a Stamp.

  6. O, yeah, that getting the taxes done finally thing is a joy, isn't it?

    Love the cartoon and the list!!



  7. Nice to have a giggling fit after finishing taxes!

  8. *hugs* hope you are well, dear butterfly!